Category: Joke Board
Kickoff is getting close
Q 1. What does the average Alabama Player get on his SATs?
Answer; Drool.
Q 2. What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas Cheerleaders in one room?
Answer; A full set of teeth.
Q 3. How do you get a South Carolina Cheerleader into your dorm room?
Answer; Grease her hips and push.
Q 4. How do you get a Georgia Graduate off your porch?
Answer; Pay him for the pizza.
Q 5. How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a
Girlfriend?
Answer; There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
Q 6. Why is the Kentucky Football team like a possum?
Answer; Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q 7. What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's
Life?
Answer; His freshman year.
Q 8. How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer; None. That's a sophomore course.
Q 9. Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
Answer; Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look
at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash)
Q 10. Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
Answer; You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,and
Picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.